I'm not a sympathetic person. Just ask my husband. He has a cold right now. I can hardly stand it. All of the moaning, groaning, coughing, limping,
complaining in a nasal-y voice. Are you serious!?! When I'm sick, he usually doesn't even know it. And when he does know it, he says that "being sick is a mental thing. If you just think that you're not sick then you won't be" blah blah blah. Basically, he's full of crap. Today I told him to think
positive and he will feel better.
Apparently it doesn't work for him. What is it with men and the dramatics? I wish I could just lie around the house when I'm sick. Nice wives will let their husbands sleep all day, make them food in bed, stand by as they lay on the couch and watch TV. But... if you are a frequent viewer of this blog, you'll know... I'm not nice. I don't get to do all that stuff when I'm sick and I get by just fine.
Its the same with Nolan. When he cries I just tell him to be quiet. He has this
piercing scream. Like a
pterodactyl getting shot out of the sky, only way louder. Try to imagine that. Then he dry heaves. Its horrible. No kid can ever beat it, promise.
Every time he screams I make him do it outside. If someone else hears it they go running to him because they think he's probably broken his leg or had an arm chopped off. They are pretty concerned when I tell them to ignore him. Usually it because Madison teased him. Some people would call that tender
hearted. I call him a wimp.
I'm mad at my kids today. I guess last night they snuck out of their beds, got into the pantry, stole 4 boxes of fruit snacks (each containing 10 packages) and ate them. All of them. They hid the wrappers in their pillowcases. I'm so glad that we have a dog though. Judd hasn't had the time to pick up the dog poo in quite a while, so guess what punishment for the kids was? Picking up poo, lots and lots of poo. The whole time they were saying things like "I don't like dogs" "I wish we didn't have a dog" "I wish Cooper only pees"
Hilarious. Then they were washing windows, they still have toilet scrubbing to do and they paid me for the fruit snacks from their piggy banks. I swore to them that I will never buy fruit snacks again as long as I live and I made them eat carrot sticks for lunch. Seriously, after reading all of this...am I mean?