Quote of the day

Tonight over dinner.....

Madison: "mom, please tell us"

Me: "tell you what?"

Madison "tell us how you got Coulson out of your belly. I promise I won't tell anyone"

Me: "uhhhh. I don't think your old enough yet."

Madison"yes I am, I'm almost 7 years old. Please mom"

Me: "Well, babies come out of your belly button"

Madison "how?"

Nolan "they cut you open with a knife when you go to the Doctor"

Madison "do they mom?"

Me "no, not always. Your belly button just stretches bigger and bigger until the baby comes out. "

Nolan "is that why your belly button looks so weird?"

Me: "um, yes, It used to be normal, but 3 kids have come out of it and now its weird looking"

Madison "why do babies have blood on them when they come out?"

Me "well, that's because there is blood inside of mommy's bellies"

Nolan "why doesn't Coulson still have blood on him"

Me "because he took a bath! stop asking so many questions and eat your dinner!"

Madison"mom, can you feed me cauliflower for breakfast tomorrow?"

Me "why?"

Madison "because I want to win the fun run and you always tell me that vegetables will make me fast."

Me "this is true"

This seriously was our conversation. I'm exhausted!