Stay in school

There may not be any statistics on this, but I thought it posed a great argument....

Me "Madison, you need to go and get dressed for school"

Madi "I don't want to go to school any more!"

Me "you have to go to school. How else are you going to get smart?"

Madi "I don't need to be smart"

Me "yes you do, that's why Heavenly Father let us come to earth, so that we can learn lots of things"

Madi "I still don't want to go to school"

Mom "well, people who don't go to school go to jail"

Madi "Uncle Craig is in jail"

Me "that's becuase he didn't go to school" (he really didn't. this was kind of funny)

Madi "I'd better go get dressed"